It fell aboot the time O Valentine, Whan the G.P.O.'s gey busy O, Wi Pillar Boxes fou O Billets-doux, Thit a High-explosive wan wis sent ti Lizzie O. Wha's the chiel thit sent ? Naebody can say, Polis, Press nir postie O, Bit there's nane thit kin deny thit his principles wis high, - An thit Lizzie's smile is wearan kinda frosty O. Gelagnite ir Dynamite, T.N.T. ir the Pouther O, Maks a Valentine incisive til a queyn that's ill-advised, - An it maks the face O Scotland aa the smoother O.
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