Impromptu Celibacy Celebration Song

to fill a stencil

Shades of night are falling; I'm not lonely
Sitting by the typewriter oh-so-smug
Jane and Liz and Dawn
put their waistcoats on (oh shit the song got too long for the stencil)
They're all set but we're still here at home!
it's only

CHORUS:  Me and my vibrator
         sitting down beside the loo
         me and my vibrator
         we're committed
         why the hell aren't you?

And then I go to bed
with my electric lover
whoever said
I'd never recover?
When there's...

CHORUS:  Me and my vibrator
         sitting down beside the loo
         me and my vibrator
         we're committed
         why the hell aren't you?

And when a conference calls
Goodbye my plastic dearie
No love-life stalls
my radical theories
Not when there's...

CHORUS:  Me and my vibrator
         sitting down beside the loo
         me and my vibrator
         we're committed
         why the hell aren't you?

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