I met a SPLODGY alien Walking down the street He had warts upon his legs And very smelly feet! I wouldn't have minded meeting him If he washed his feet with water But coming out of his toes and warts Were slimy sticky snotters! I met a SPLODGY alien Walking down the street His body was untidy And anything but sweet He stretched out his spotty arms And then he pulled me in He looked at me with his raindrop eyes And smiled and licked his chin! I met a SPLODGY alien Walking down the street He said he had never tasted Any human meat I tried to run away from him But I just couldn't dodge And then I made a funny noise And turned into a SPLODGE!
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