Splodgy

I met a SPLODGY alien
Walking down the street
He had warts upon his legs
And very smelly feet!
I wouldn't have minded meeting him
If he washed his feet with water
But coming out of his toes and warts
Were slimy sticky snotters!

I met a SPLODGY alien
Walking down the street
His body was untidy
And anything but sweet
He stretched out his spotty arms
And then he pulled me in
He looked at me with his raindrop eyes
And smiled and licked his chin!

I met a SPLODGY alien
Walking down the street
He said he had never tasted
Any human meat
I tried to run away from him
But I just couldn't dodge
And then I made a funny noise
And turned into a SPLODGE!

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